Saturday, December 16, 2006
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
(From a 'Bud) HA!


* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'm Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town andCars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why*

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells. . . .
Written at 2:40 PM by Denise McDonald.
3 comments
3 Comments:
Blogger Bailey Stewart said...
Someone sent me these too and I'm planning on using them this week - they're hysterical!
December 17, 2006 9:28 AM  
Blogger Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
*snort* I'm still laughing....jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells....
December 18, 2006 10:29 PM  
Blogger Denise McDonald said...
Bailey - yeppa!

Bonnie - hehehe
December 19, 2006 8:37 AM  
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