. . . seen that person that could be you … in drag?

I was watching the X-games and there was a guy (I’d tell you who, but if you don’t see the resemblance I don’t wanna feel stoopid!) every time they interviewed him (which was quite often) he would pop off a quick satirical retort. Never once was he serious. And I thought, OMG – that’s me.

I may be able to keep them from always popping out of my mouth – though I do have to try really hard – ask Sandy. The first two days in Atlanta I couldn’t stop them at all – luckily she thinks I am funny so it was okay – well, until I started making fun of her age – and before you start harassing me for harassing her, let me just say, I get it just as ferociously at home from my kids (Gawd mom, you are so old, Did they even have color TV when you were little – YES you little brats – it was ALL in color when I was born) – turn about and all that…

Back to me…
I am sure it is a defense mechanism, to be sarcastic as much as possible. And according to my Yankee aunt – it is totally genetic – I have a family trait – woohoo! I do it because I cannot take myself seriously – if I did I might not like what I found – I mean, hello, I am a thirty-ish stay-at-home-mom – who writes hot romance novels – that in and of itself is an oxymoron right? What does a woman w/ four kids know about sex and romance?

So anyway… I got a kick outta find the guy-me. Wonder if he would see the humor in me being his alternate drag self – hehehehe