Sunday, July 23, 2006
Clarification
from my friend Jim

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below ....

> > > GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

> > > BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
Written at 4:31 PM by Denise McDonald.
4 comments
4 Comments:
Blogger Toni Anderson said...
In that case I don't know any men with balls!!
July 23, 2006 10:25 PM  
Blogger Bailey Stewart said...
ROFL - yep, that's it all right.
July 24, 2006 10:21 AM  
Blogger Bernita said...
In these cases, I say both were pure brass.
July 24, 2006 1:19 PM  
Blogger Ballpoint Wren said...
You forgot "cojones"!
July 24, 2006 1:22 PM  
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