Friday, June 09, 2006
Boot scootin' boogie... and why
Amie (formally know as Cece - or maybe still known as Cece but now selling as Amie - I don't what the hell to call her... so confused!) and I have tickets to see Chris tonight - WOOHOO

I cannot tell you how badly I need to get out. The DH has been MIA for well over four weeks with basketball (Yay - Mavs - they are 1-0) so it has been me and the kids 24/7 and I do mean 24/7 - every morning I awake to find a child whom I know I left on the floor w/ the other kids (yes, they have beds but they like to sleep in the living room when on breaks) only to find his foot in my face and snot on my arm - allergies y'know.

I almost feel sorry for the babysitter - my brother - almost, but he is earning it. I am taking him, the boys and brother's cousin to Six Flags today. And he will have four little (okay not so little as Heir has peaked my height - gawd don't get me started on that one!) worshiping and adoring him - though I did hear desention in the ranks when they discussed how he hogs the Xbox - LOL - should be for a fun eveing in the McD home! OH and their will be gobs of pizza and soda. I thought about trying to sneak to the hubby's hotel - for a bit but I don't know how that will look to the other guys at ESPN - "Dude, I saw some woman go into your room at 2 a.m. - you use all your perdiem for that?" That was bad wasn't it! Sorry - Coffee is just kicking in!

Now to the "WHY" - Mini-me has grown so much over the last few months and if he's not carefull he might be stunted - ever time I say anything he asks, "Why?"

BECAUSE I SAID SO!

Isn't that enough reason - the other boys don't question. They may roll their eyes but they don't question. Every little thing why, why, why, why - holy schmoly - can a mom go crazy when the zenith of why's is reached? I am so close to losing it . . . . .

. . . . so if you read in the news some crazy stalker woman attacked Chris on stage - just know I had a GOOD TIME!
16 Comments:
Blogger Bailey Stewart said...
I don't know what to call her either. LOL

Have fun tonight.

And just when we think we've left the "why's" back in the early childhood days they come back and haunt us when they approach teenhood.

Blogger Bernita said...
You only get one frickin' evening out?
After hurting yourself, after these weeks of solo?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Have fun--You can attack him for me if you have second thoughts, lol!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Have fun--You can attack him for me if you have second thoughts, lol!

Blogger Amie Stuart said...
You can call me whatever you want. I'll answer to either! I prefer Cece to be honest but anyway..........

I'll drive if you want but i know how much you like to be in control =)

Blogger Amie Stuart said...
Marty........get in line woman!

Blogger Denise McDonald said...
bwwaahhhhh.... control ... bwwwaaahhhhhh

Blogger Denise McDonald said...
bwwaahhhhh.... control ... bwwwaaahhhhhh

Blogger Denise McDonald said...
are you kidding I am lucky to get this night... and pssst - I frigging fell down at Six Flags - I am Klutz major!

I had my face turned up to one of those water spouty thingies and wouldn't you know it - there was a hole underneath - SHEESH = maybe I have an inner ear infection...

I have a lovely skinned knee and bruise on my hand - sheesh doubled!

Blogger Denise McDonald said...
Hi Marty - Trust me - I need NO incentive!!!

Blogger Amie Stuart said...
*nudges marty out of the way*

Yeah, control =)

Blogger Amie Stuart said...
Why do I now hear Janet Jackson?

Blogger Bailey Stewart said...
There wasn't a thing in the paper this morning ... LOL

Blogger Amie Stuart said...
Of course not. We were good girls!

Blogger Denise McDonald said...
which mean... we're just faster than the cops - bwwwahhhhh....

had a great time - and much fodder for the writing mill - you wouldn't believe some of the people on the dance floor (and off) - and don't get me started on the woman next to me who molested me for an hour - her husband thought it was funny, the ass!

Blogger Ballpoint Wren said...
You have permission to use my variations on the "because I said so" theme:

"Because I just love ruining your life!"

"Because I heard our neighbor Didi was going to win the Meanest Mom contest and we can't let that happen, now can we?"

"Because it's so much fun watching you turn purple!"

"Because when the rabbit died he made made me god."

"Because I'm bigger (older, fatter, you pick) than you are and can order you around."

"Because I'm the boss of you!"