Thursday, June 22, 2006
Before and After Children
BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the opportunity to vacation in exotic foreign countries so I could experience a different way of life in a new culture.

AFTER Children: I am thankful to have time to make it all the way down the driveway to get the mail.


BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the Moosewood Vegetarian cookbook.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for the butterball turkey hotline.


BEFORE Children: I was thankful for a warm, cozy home to share with my loved ones.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for the lock on the bathroom door.


BEFORE Children: I was thankful for material objects like custom furniture, a nice car and trendy clothes.

AFTER Children: I am thankful when the baby spits up and misses my good shoes.


BEFORE Children: I was thankful for my wonderful family.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for my wonderful family.
Written at 7:33 AM by Denise McDonald.
3 comments
3 Comments:
Blogger Bailey Stewart said...
You know (and I don't mean this in a pity get sympathy way) but this could almost be labeled "Before Alzheimer's". Very funny and very true.
June 22, 2006 9:06 AM  
Blogger Toni Anderson said...
LOL--oh yeah!!! Go to the bathroom and they will find you :)
June 22, 2006 5:08 PM  
Blogger Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
The last two are very sweet!
June 22, 2006 9:29 PM  
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