Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Stupid is as stupid does
If you have ever driven in a car pool or driven your child to school you will be able to relate - heck if you have ever driven a car you'll nod your head.

Drivers are stupid!

I get so aggravated when I drive the boys to school in the morning. People don't know how to follow simple signs that point to which direction you are supposed to follow (Ever see Mr. Mom?). Add to that, the fact that they will drive up to the drop off spot and sit. Man, if you know your kid's supposed to get out at a certain spot, have them ready when you get there - save the chit-chat for later. Sheesh.

I often tell the kids that I am going to get a t-shirt that reads, "People are stupid." Well, I revised that. I am going to get stickers that say, "Stupid person here." and pass them out as I see fit. A woman this morning gets two - if you need over and pull your car ever so slightly in front of the drivers that are actually moving, get your ass over when a nice driver stops to let you in (That's be me). Don't just sit there and stare at the way her hand is frantically telling you to move your frigging ass! - can you say annoyed this morning?!?!?!?! Then she does it to the person in the next lane and effectually blocks the complete and utter flow of traffic in front of the school.

This coming from someone who removed their boots while driving may have to be taken with a certain degree of subjectivity, but come on don't block traffic - I have stuff to do. I shouldn't have to wait 'cause you don't know how to pull over (Lady in a white Dodge Grand Caravan license plate number .... I'm not really gonna give you that)

rant over...

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and for good measure...


9 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yes, drivers are stupid.

Man-stealer!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oooh, Eve's gonna hurt you for this Dennie!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Fufu umbrellas, noon, south runway at DFW. Choose a second - and not Cece 'cuz I can make her cry!

Blogger Denise McDonald said...
no Cece - deals off.......... =)

Blogger Johnny Undercover said...
Alright, I can no longer keep up.

This is still Hugh Jackman, right?

Makes me think of Wolverine...which in turn makes me think of Storm...which in turn makes me think of Halle Berry in Swordfish...which makes me think of the one reason (okay, two reasons) anyone watched that movie...

Happy day.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
JU - is there anybody else?

Dennie - uh, uh - no can do - you stole my man you hussy *ggggg* I demand satisfaction - oh, wait, I can't get any 'cuz you got my man!

Blogger Denise McDonald said...
JU - you're such a guy....

Eve - I got more pics from a friend - we all have to share the love!

Blogger Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
Ohh...LOL...my glasses were smudged so I took them off when I started reading your comment Dennie, I thought you called JU..gay...Oh, so sorry. I put my glasses back on fast and read through the smudge....Great post, I'd link to it tonight but Pastor wouldn't understand the 'frigging ass thing"...LOL! Well he'd understand alright...just...oh, never mind...funny all the same!

Blogger M. C. Pearson said...
I have no problems with school...heh...I homeschool. I used to hate the traffic though. And I was able to picture Michael Keaton doing the Stupid Mama driver thing. I love that movie.