Thursday, January 05, 2006
A Blonde's Year in review
1.. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

2.. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!

3.. March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said"2-4 years!"

4.. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

5.. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

6.. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

7.. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

8.. August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

9.. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

10.. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

11.. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

12.. December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

Phew!!

What a year!!
Written at 12:32 AM by Denise McDonald.
10 comments
10 Comments:
Blogger Angela's Designs said...
LOL, these are funny. Lost the breast stroke competition.
January 04, 2006 9:17 PM  
Blogger Angela's Designs said...
Peeling M&M's may take just enough calories to cancel out eating them. Think so?
January 04, 2006 9:18 PM  
Blogger M. C. Pearson said...
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

LOL~ even if I am blonde, I'll forgive you. Hey, I actually 'Get' these ones! ;)
January 04, 2006 10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
LOL! TWW looks so cool! I wish it weren't so far away. :-(
January 05, 2006 6:33 AM  
Blogger Denise McDonald said...
Annalee - I think so, yes, peeling takes at least HALF the calories =)

Mimi - I am blonde sometimes too . . .

Marybeth - glad you like it - it is a fun group!
January 05, 2006 7:48 AM  
Blogger Ballpoint Wren said...
Heh!

Hey, I really like that avatar, Dennie!
January 05, 2006 9:34 AM  
Blogger Denise McDonald said...
hehehe! thanks Bonnie~
January 05, 2006 12:45 PM  
Blogger Sandra Ruttan said...
It's a wonder any blondes survive! LOL!
January 05, 2006 8:31 PM  
Blogger Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
LOL...I saw those joke lines, but I didn't know if I could get away with them! you done good! LOL
January 05, 2006 10:40 PM  
Blogger Denise McDonald said...
My aunt sent them to me - thanks Aunt Gerri!

I couldn't resit putting it up (former blonde you know - why people feel compelled to tell blondes blonde jokes...)
January 07, 2006 9:21 AM  
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