I am an avid book reader and buyer! I buy reference books to help with my writing skills. I buy romance novels to hone my story lines. Poker books for the hubby and cartoon books for the kiddos, but today I made a purchase on Amazon that all but turned my hair gray!
"It's So Amazing! A Book About Eggs, Sperm, Birth, Babies, and Families"
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"What's Going on Down There: Answers to Questions Boys Find Hard to Ask"
I realized after the second in line to the throne asked, "Do you take a pill to have a baby?" that something needed to be done. I was further mortified when he tells me that one of the neighbor boys from down the street told him this AND that you have to have s.e.x. to have a baby. Not knowing what else to do...I, with a straight face, denied the pill portion of the lesson and confirmed the s.e.x. part. And with a horrified look the child exclaimed, "You've had sex four time! Oh man, I'm never getting married."
As I asked my friend earlier today, "What ever happened to 'Calgon, take me away.'?"