Thursday, September 13, 2007
Thursday Thirteen
The DH gets mad at me when I say wordy-derds, and the 12yo has started saying, "Mom, watch your words" . . . So, I have had to come up with some creative things to say when I am F#^%$&* P&*^%$# (some are borrowed!)

1) Fedge *
2) Fartnockers
3) Frick *
4) Dern
5) Shiitaki **
6) Holy Guacamole
7) Shee-ite
8) Arse (in another language/dialect, not so bad)
9) Pirates (kids came up w/ that one)
10) Duck head
11) Fidge-it
12) Fudge-sicles
13) Crap in a handbag


Yeah, my kids aren't stupid, but if repeated at school, it's not the real word and you can blame the teacher for having a dirty mind and assuming it means something different! AND at least I wasn't the one who taught them how to pants each other.


* Borrowed from Ghost Hunters :)
** Borrowed from Spy Kids


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Written at 6:35 AM by Denise McDonald.
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3 Comments:
Blogger impwork said...
Interesting list although I'm surprised you get away with 13 like TV shows (Firefly and Red Dwarf spring to mind) that created there own swear words to avoid being censored.
September 13, 2007 6:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
No one in my family ever swore, but boy did you hear a lot of poop talk to compensate...lol.
September 13, 2007 9:47 AM  
Blogger Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
Too funny, but I couldn't get away with most of those *snort*!
September 14, 2007 12:33 AM  
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