Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You
Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.
The bracelet he gave you for Christmas beeps if you leave your cubicle.
Office coffee has hint of hazelnut and sodium pentothal.
Your name:"Sam." Next to your parking spot: "Reserved for the guy following Sam"
Find yourself getting tasered more than with previous bosses.
Your new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias"
Instead of photos of wife and kids on his desk, he has a photo of you sleeping.
When you're alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to quit blocking the lens.
Boss critical of typos in your personal e-mails.
The fax machine just coughed.