Monday, August 07, 2006
From Brenda C...
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


How to Treat a Man:

Show up naked
With beer & chicken wings -
& Don't block the TV.
7 Comments:
Blogger Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
He he he...too funny. I love that one!

Blogger Bernita said...
Men are pretty basic creatures, are they not?

Blogger Savannah Jordan said...
You can leave out the beer, chicken wings and the TV at my house! :P

Anonymous Anonymous said...
LOVED this, lol!

Blogger Ballpoint Wren said...
Ha!

Kind of sad about not blocking the TV, though.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I prefer Pizza

DH

Blogger Denise McDonald said...
LOL ...turd!