A child - who broke both his ankles over the summer (on a tampoline) - coming home from his friend's house to tell you he'd been jumping on a trampoline . . . OMG - can you say apoplectic?

Never mind the fact that he still has TWO screws in his ankle from the surgey to fix the completely separated bone - sadly - he can't see the harm . . . did I mention apoplectic?
Hope you had a happy Thanksgiving!
Congratulations on the book deal! Woo hoo! You go, girl.
Sorry -- but -- so typical!
Um, it's only a HORSE or a BICYCLE you're supposed to get on right away again after an accideent . . .not a trampoline!